Dear Mom, You are a bitch for getting me an iPod for my BD. ttyl bye.
[Photo via Lookbook]Dear Mom, I h8 how u do not 'get' me 1 bit. U need 2 pay attention 2 me so that u don't end up looking like a dumbass shitface who 'doesn't care about her son' when u try to do...
View ArticleAre the new iPhone 4 commercials trying 2 hard to appeal 2 old Middle...
Apple recently came out with a new iPhone that has a webcam / HD video camera on it, so u can vlog and video chat with other people instead of using the phone in a generic manner. The new ads...
View ArticleSteve Jobs leaves Apple bc iPhones, Macbooks, & iPads 'flopped'
Link: http://musically.com/blog/2011/01/18/apple-ceo-steve-jobs-takes-medical-leave-of-absence/Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple who invented the iPod, the iPhone, the iBook, the Macbook, the Macbook Pro,...
View ArticleWill all of the Android lamestreamers ruin Instagram?
Yesterday, the popular iPhone app launched the Android version of its app, opening the doors for Android users to take pictures with vintage filters. This is a reactionary piece by a loyal iPhone...
View ArticleAn open letter to my mom for not buying me an iPhone 5 (even tho I just got...
Dear mom,First and foremost, you are a BITCH. This letter isn't just about the smartphone that you won't buy me. It's about you being a TOTAL BITCH whenever you get the opportunity. I'm not bitter, I'm...
View ArticleiTunes Gift Cards: A Gift From Old People Who Don't "get" you
'Have yall heard of iPods? I heard my nephew/college-aged son of my family friend has one of those thingies. I was shopping at my local Walmart/drug store/grocery store and noticed that they had Apple...
View Article"I've got the power" - a popular 90s dance song
[Photo via The Style Shark] This tattoo is a metaphor. Yall don't realize how much energy it takes to get through a day. Much like an Apple computer, u have a POWER button that u have to...
View ArticleI went 2 buy a new iPad and got back in touch with society & humanity [via...
Went 2 buy an iPad at my local Apple Store. At first I thought 'that is stupid, I already have an iPhone and a Macbook Pro', but then I realized I could be part of something special if I purchased an...
View ArticleShould I feel ashamed 2 use my Macbook in public now that iPads exist?
Photo by Yvan Rodic Today I had to access some data on the go, so I took out my Macbook and searched for a wireless internet connection on the stoop of a local apartment complex. People walked by me...
View ArticleLIVEBLOGGING THE APPLE IPAD PHONE SHUFFLE PING RELEASE
7:00 PM greetings yall! chillin at the Apple Store on Mars. Soo futuristic. Huge announcements coming today....Photos by Engadget7:01 PM The guy in front of me just sharted in his pants... ewwww...7:03...
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